The internet is often unkind to ornithologists

Not if it's the MAF sensor.

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I almost forgot how much fun it was to feign total ignorance for a sales drone.

Dear sales drone,

The more buzzwords you spew, the longer I string you along before I say, "Nope", and hang up.

I love how people ask me questions like, "What's ISAM Error 101 mean", like I remember 200 plus error codes from the DB backend this company used for it's MSDOS releases.

"ISAM Error 101 means STOP RUNNING YOUR COMPANY ON A COMPUTER THAT IS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE"

That's the correct answer to the question, actually. I just have to frame it with a little diplomacy.

Wait…Thought you were responding to the purposefully losing at pool business. Never mind. Jumped the gun.

// @kdfrawg

@kdfrawg Self preservation is best preservation.

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Speaking strictly of my wife's beetle, I wish they tried harder on the electrical system and some of the engine sensors. Tired of fixing that stuff.

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@kdfrawg I have mixed memories. Being the only white person in a square mile, working night shift at a Burger King off Refugee Road was one of the better one's believe it or not. Working the counter at Connison's Food Mart in Bexley would be a not so good one. I eventually got a real job at Bell & Howell. Followed that with, "Do I want to get my Masters or quit and make money". Chose the latter. :)
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@kdfrawg
Also have one in Columbus, Indiana. None in Columbus, OH though.
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