And On This Farm He Had A Blog

@larand Cslling it Canola was a wise branding move. Is it sad that I actually knew what that was?

// @bazbt3

It's not fair to struggle to 5:00pm and rush home only to have your body switch to low battery mode the second you arrive.

@bazbt3 The internet is often unkind to ornithologists

@nitinkhanna Not if it's the MAF sensor.

// @larand

I almost forgot how much fun it was to feign total ignorance for a sales drone.

Dear sales drone,

The more buzzwords you spew, the longer I string you along before I say, "Nope", and hang up.

I love how people ask me questions like, "What's ISAM Error 101 mean", like I remember 200 plus error codes from the DB backend this company used for it's MSDOS releases.

"ISAM Error 101 means STOP RUNNING YOUR COMPANY ON A COMPUTER THAT IS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE"

That's the correct answer to the question, actually. I just have to frame it with a little diplomacy.

@phoneboy Wait…Thought you were responding to the purposefully losing at pool business. Never mind. Jumped the gun.

// @larand @kdfrawg

@kdfrawg Self preservation is best preservation.

// @phoneboy @larand

@nitinkhanna Speaking strictly of my wife's beetle, I wish they tried harder on the electrical system and some of the engine sensors. Tired of fixing that stuff.

// @larand