Microsoft has got to either stop with the rapid-fire updates, changelog the living Hell out of them or give people the means to easily block them.

My phone is ringing off the hook from people who's legacy applications and printers are crapping out left and right. The vast majority of those applications aren't even OURS but they have exhausted all their other avenues and are desperate for help.

This is not good, Microsoft.

"If we ever got divorced i would want it to be for irreconcileable similarities"

It's like being married to Steven Wright in a dress.

Both are accurate

I'd prefer everyone be in my back yard with ribs on the grill and beverages for every pallet but that's not practical

Seriously, most of the people I interact with I can find on less irritating platforms. One of them, a Snopes editor who I've known since she worked for CNN radio, I keep up with on LiveJournal of all places.

Apps deleted. Feel better already.

Twitter is exceptionally obnoxious this morning. Only go there for four people at the most. It's just not worth the annoyance to do this anymore.

If they are I'm beyond caring.

Swatting annoyances like so many gnats.

I'm at that state of tired where I'm having some tremendous ideas but when I try to flesh them out, my brain just makes a flatulent noise and keels over.