Both are accurate

I'd prefer everyone be in my back yard with ribs on the grill and beverages for every pallet but that's not practical

Seriously, most of the people I interact with I can find on less irritating platforms. One of them, a Snopes editor who I've known since she worked for CNN radio, I keep up with on LiveJournal of all places.

Apps deleted. Feel better already.

Twitter is exceptionally obnoxious this morning. Only go there for four people at the most. It's just not worth the annoyance to do this anymore.

If they are I'm beyond caring.

Swatting annoyances like so many gnats.

I'm at that state of tired where I'm having some tremendous ideas but when I try to flesh them out, my brain just makes a flatulent noise and keels over.

Cslling it Canola was a wise branding move. Is it sad that I actually knew what that was?

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It's not fair to struggle to 5:00pm and rush home only to have your body switch to low battery mode the second you arrive.