You have to make yourself as unappealing as possible.

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2016-09-24T02:07:51Z

This is when you adopt the strongest southern accent you can manage then start babbling about the illuminati, greys and lizard people during the jury selection. Be sure to utter every minority slur you can think of as well. You'll be out of there before you know it.

2016-09-24T02:00:49Z

That would actually be a good use for RT.

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2016-09-24T01:49:06Z

If I discover someone forwarding telnet from it again, I'm going to go postal.

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2016-09-24T01:37:43Z

Mine officially starts now. The severely pwned Florida computer is running with a fresh OS install and I hardened it rather than trust the local guys to do it this time.

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2016-09-24T01:35:09Z

It amuses me that people still have expectations for trade journalism.

2016-09-24T01:15:39Z

You could role play over the phone.

Bob: Blip
>Sam: Bloop
>Bob: Blip
>Sam: BRRRRRP
>Bob: I WIN!

I wouldn't want to try that with Breakout though.

2016-09-24T01:07:56Z

The best part of a Twitter sale will be watching the new owner's attempts at monetizing it.

2016-09-24T00:58:21Z

I'm pretty sure if I scrolled further, I would have seen Pong.

2016-09-24T00:47:03Z

And why would a router have forwarding presets for games like Hexen and Microsoft Flight Simulator 98?

2016-09-24T00:41:54Z