And On This Farm He Had A Blog

@peemee Amen

// @sumudu @kdfrawg

@phoneboy Our VOIP and internet is though them at the office. Been having at least three outages a week now.

// @matigo

@streakmachine It would explain a lot.

It is just me or does Johnny Depp look like he's cosplaying Punky Brewster and Keith Richards at the same time?

@matigo It's routine anymore.

Excerpt from a work in progress tentatively titled "The Octogenarian and the Smartphone"

ring

Hello

…unintelligible..BEEP..mumble..rustle.. disconnected

Call back

"The mailbox of the person you have reached has not been set up.."

ring

What?

…mumble..rustle..George?

No

…thud..Tony?

Nope.

..GODDAMN ARGLEBLARGLE…

Bzzzt Try again.

disconnected

I'm so glad it's Friday.

@matigo I chat with her mother occasionally as well. She says her granddaughters are her revenge :)

@matigo Like OJ, Cosby has WAY too many red flags. I find him vile. Even more so than OJ. I can sort of relate to OJ because I had a period in my life of hair-trigger temper (Though it was always guys I hauled off and smacked.). Cosby, though, is a predator. He violates trust and leaves them humiliated and afraid to speak out. I could torture him without guilt.

@matigo

"May I mix you a drink?"
"No thank you"

End of seminar.

@matigo Have a good day because, being in the future, you are a barometer of sorts for me.

I have another in New Zealand but she has teenaged daughters thus always has a bad day so I'm probably going to fire her.