Nor I.

@kdfrawg Only two more days to hear heated debates about organic farming methods and complaints about "the hussy" that lives up the road from the bookkeeper.

I need a thicker door on my office.

According to my latest calculations, hump day will occur during a 15 minute window tomorrow.

Three day work weeks throw a monkey wrench into my internal calendar

Sounds like fun if you take away the egg part. Yuck.

That was the least favorite portion of my Saturday.

@kdfrawg For a demanding client. Every time I look like I am going to get up she shoots me this, "Where do you think YOU are going? Sit!", look.

I miss the days when I called an entire 16" pizza "lunch".

I could still do that but would lose the ability to see my feet in short order and would be bankrupted by all the antacids and acid blockers i'd require.

Random observation: Whatever Frontier Development pays the sound designer of Elite Dangerous, it is likely not enough.

We interrupt this Saturday afternoon for a weather-related emergency.

Thunderstorms are happening and I must remain seated at my desk to protect the cat hiding underneath.

I never feeling that humanity is nothing but clans of mouth-breathing window lickers when I close a tab .. thus I avoid comment sections like the plague.

It's the same reason I avoid most social media.