@streakmachine It would explain a lot.
It is just me or does Johnny Depp look like he's cosplaying Punky Brewster and Keith Richards at the same time?
Excerpt from a work in progress tentatively titled "The Octogenarian and the Smartphone"
ring
Hello
…unintelligible..BEEP..mumble..rustle.. disconnected
Call back
"The mailbox of the person you have reached has not been set up.."
ring
What?
…mumble..rustle..George?
No
…thud..Tony?
Nope.
..GODDAMN ARGLEBLARGLE…
Bzzzt Try again.
disconnected
I'm so glad it's Friday.
@matigo I chat with her mother occasionally as well. She says her granddaughters are her revenge :)
@matigo Like OJ, Cosby has WAY too many red flags. I find him vile. Even more so than OJ. I can sort of relate to OJ because I had a period in my life of hair-trigger temper (Though it was always guys I hauled off and smacked.). Cosby, though, is a predator. He violates trust and leaves them humiliated and afraid to speak out. I could torture him without guilt.
@matigo Have a good day because, being in the future, you are a barometer of sorts for me.
I have another in New Zealand but she has teenaged daughters thus always has a bad day so I'm probably going to fire her.
@kdfrawg Typical hammer weighs around 85 pounds. And when you see them do it on TV, that's fake. If you just stood there like that, you'd bury the bit then have to bust it loose with a sledgehammer. You have to wrench that hammer up, down and back up to pry what you'e broken away (This is if the concrete is thick).
It's exhausting. I am not even physically capable of doing it for 15 minutes now let alone an eight hour shift.
// @phoneboy