My internal clock keeps screaming 'hump day'. I think that's the problem here.

Some mornings the caffeine takes hold of your system like a grandmother struggling to open a jelly jar.

Going to be a long day.

Nor I.

@kdfrawg Only two more days to hear heated debates about organic farming methods and complaints about "the hussy" that lives up the road from the bookkeeper.

I need a thicker door on my office.

According to my latest calculations, hump day will occur during a 15 minute window tomorrow.

Three day work weeks throw a monkey wrench into my internal calendar

Sounds like fun if you take away the egg part. Yuck.

That was the least favorite portion of my Saturday.

@kdfrawg For a demanding client. Every time I look like I am going to get up she shoots me this, "Where do you think YOU are going? Sit!", look.

I miss the days when I called an entire 16" pizza "lunch".

I could still do that but would lose the ability to see my feet in short order and would be bankrupted by all the antacids and acid blockers i'd require.

Random observation: Whatever Frontier Development pays the sound designer of Elite Dangerous, it is likely not enough.