She keeps me sane…
Her: Beef Stroganoff is in the crock pot
Me: On purpose or did it sneak in there and surprise you?
Her: I put it there goober.
Me: Who's Goober?
Her: Dad calls everyone Jethro.
Her: I saw a platypus!
Me: In the crock pot??
Me: And did you your dad call it Leroy?
Her: No, by a creek
Her: It wasn't a platypus. It was a dead raccoon.
Me: You suck at wildlife.