Excerpt from a work in progress tentatively titled "The Octogenarian and the Smartphone"
ring
Hello
…unintelligible..BEEP..mumble..rustle.. disconnected
Call back
"The mailbox of the person you have reached has not been set up.."
ring
What?
…mumble..rustle..George?
No
…thud..Tony?
Nope.
..GODDAMN ARGLEBLARGLE…
Bzzzt Try again.
disconnected
I'm so glad it's Friday.