In fact, I think I will no longer answer to Tom today.
I will pick a new name at random and I will tell no-one what it is.
I will talk out loud to inanimate objects and bust out laughing at random intervals. While doing this I will open carry.
Yes. It will be the most glorious "me" day ever because no-one in their right mind will dare intrude upon it.
To expand upon the prior post
I am a slave to to-do lists. scheduled appointments and unscheduled catastrophes all week long. These are not permitted today.
If you are not in the friends and family category, your phone calls will be ignored.
If you are not in that category and persist in calling anyway, your number will be blocked. No exceptions.
If you are in the aforementioned category and call to request help with anything related to digital electronics or double entry bookkeeping, woe be unto you. Woe.
In a couple of hours, I am leaving this house and having a "me" day.
This involves going to the bank because I have 12 checks to deposit. Yes, they pile up like that all of the time because I simply have no opportunity during the week to do anything about it
Afterwards, I am going to grab my notebooks and pens.
Beyond that, I do not know. I live by to-do lists and schedules. I'm not going to adhere to them today.
@matigo I feel fortunate that there were only a couple or people I had to mute on a regular basis. Outside of one particular clique that was infected with self-importance, most folks on ADN were wonderful.
// @phoneboy
@larand When I saw that he had a premium subscription, I about fell out of my chair laughing. What insight or analysis could he possibly have that's worth more than change for a gumball machine?
Going to have to accept reality.
I am too drained to do anything interesting tonight.
@jmreekes This is when you adopt the strongest southern accent you can manage then start babbling about the illuminati, greys and lizard people during the jury selection. Be sure to utter every minority slur you can think of as well. You'll be out of there before you know it.