And On This Farm He Had A Blog

@matigo I feel fortunate that there were only a couple or people I had to mute on a regular basis. Outside of one particular clique that was infected with self-importance, most folks on ADN were wonderful.

// @phoneboy

@larand When I saw that he had a premium subscription, I about fell out of my chair laughing. What insight or analysis could he possibly have that's worth more than change for a gumball machine?

Going to have to accept reality.

I am too drained to do anything interesting tonight.

@matigo You have to make yourself as unappealing as possible.

// @jmreekes

@jmreekes This is when you adopt the strongest southern accent you can manage then start babbling about the illuminati, greys and lizard people during the jury selection. Be sure to utter every minority slur you can think of as well. You'll be out of there before you know it.

@matigo That would actually be a good use for RT.

// @larand

@larand If I discover someone forwarding telnet from it again, I'm going to go postal.

// @matigo

@matigo Mine officially starts now. The severely pwned Florida computer is running with a fresh OS install and I hardened it rather than trust the local guys to do it this time.

// @larand

@larand It amuses me that people still have expectations for trade journalism.

@matigo You could role play over the phone.

Bob: Blip
>Sam: Bloop
>Bob: Blip
>Sam: BRRRRRP
>Bob: I WIN!

I wouldn't want to try that with Breakout though.