I can't get into the software.
What does the error message say
Cannot access database on localhost through socket.
This means it cannot find the server. Go to it please.
Oh, it's been acting weird. That little fan thing in back keeps making a noise so I turned it off.
You turned what off?
The fan on the back of the server. With the switch right next to it.
You need to call your local nerd. Tell her you need a new power supply. Do NOT tell her the part about the switch because she will laugh at you. Please turn the switch back on.
OH! The server was off.
That switch isn't just for the fan, Sue. Please don't flip it again.
You must think I'm an idiot.
I'm not going to answer that