You are dealing with someone who can consume an entire 16" pizza for lunch. That someone would do it more often if he had the same metabolism he had 30 years ago.

I reject your rules and eat them both.

I didn't either until a English professor I had in college tossed one on my desk and said, "Try this. Trust me".

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Yeah. I googled.it. Still leery.

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Google tells me that it's Canadian and not Japanese. I still don't trust it because they are wrong about bacon.

I've actually had squid jerky before. It's not bad. Really, it isn't.

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The former is Japanese and unfamiliar to me. My luck it would be something like chocolate covered squid. I'm voting for the cookies.

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Most of it was me bitching about Linux or whining about work.

That sounds good, too.

He always struck me as a "normal" person.

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