@larand My version of that will be, "Drink a nice tumbler of bourbon since I neglected to this weekend and maybe work on a blog post then help Sidekick plan some future weekend excursions"
// @manx
@larand I am the complete opposite of interested in his debate. The only loser of that debate is us.
// @manx
@jmreekes You would scarcely believe some of the calls I get. Sidekick used to think I was embellishing until she head me take some while we were on vacation. She just stood there with her mouth wide open.
@kdfrawg I always liked Fritz Leiber Sr and Frank Herbert.
// @skematica @hazardwarning @larand
I can't get into the software.
What does the error message say
Cannot access database on localhost through socket.
This means it cannot find the server. Go to it please.
Oh, it's been acting weird. That little fan thing in back keeps making a noise so I turned it off.
You turned what off?
The fan on the back of the server. With the switch right next to it.
You need to call your local nerd. Tell her you need a new power supply. Do NOT tell her the part about the switch because she will laugh at you. Please turn the switch back on.
OH! The server was off.
That switch isn't just for the fan, Sue. Please don't flip it again.
You must think I'm an idiot.
I'm not going to answer that
@gtwilson we heard you like Twitter
Then you need your ears checked. Post haste.
The things I find in my spam folder.
Sidekick planning a weekend full of art museums and such. She's a good entertainment coordinator. Glad I hired her. :)
@larand
"You didn't think your annoyances would go unpunished, did you? Oh, before I forget, I need to add in the mileage."
// @skematic