And don't, for a moment, think that, "It can't happen here". It already is.

The whole situation with Twitter and the Turkish reporter outlines the need to work around the corporate-controlled bits of the Internet. Go dark as it were.

Let there be nothing there when the noose finally tightens.

Performer | Producer | If Audrey Hepburn and Amy Schumer had a love child, that's me

Sounds exactly like someone who'd follow a middle aged programmer.

Wish I could say I was intrigued, but, I'm not.

I was late coming in too. Because Monday.

Today, typical southern humidity enters the picture.

It's like walking through soup. The condensation coming out of the AC unit is like a small waterfall.

Why do people willingly live here?

Why am I here?

Now, I have a two small application servers to quickly slap together, prep and ship before a deluge of calls from Logan, Ohio happens.

I'll always have Saturday though. sigh

Phone call from Logan, Ohio. Computers not coming on. Mayhem. Confession.

Call ends with, "You can either get a local computer person to come in and look or hold the phone by the server and I can try talking sense to it. Only one of those options has any chance of success"

It's Monday.

Sounds tasty.


When Siri starts that or, better yet, chimes in with her confusion when I wasn't even asking anything, I sometimes say things to her like,

"Frizzle zap unga freeblitz boing bong….GO"

I bet Wolfram Alpha has a lot of scary things said to or asked of Siri in a dark room somewhere.

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Yeah. I think M.C Hammer is living on assistance now or close to it.