It causes people like me, who's software handles millions of dollars each day and generates paychecks for thousands of employees, have sleepless nights.

We're setting ourselves up for more hurt than anyone can imagine.

That last call does bring up a point.

People are becoming very leery of placing their systems on the internet and I cannot blame them.

The first major attack on the Internet, and it's coming, is going to cause untold mayhem.

lunch and dinner too

"I have a dozen new laptops for field technicians. Do they have to be on the Internet to access the office?"

Oh dear God. It's too early in the day for this sort of thing.

You need to call Dell and explain your situation. Perhaps they have some sort of telepathy adaptor they can install in lieu of the wireless one.

I'm sure it had something to do with football. It always does.

I've called two customers in a row who were audibly drunk. It's 9am in Alabama. What in the hell is going on down there and why was I not invited?

The comic was hilarious. Clever writing

The Tick is something I only read. Never watched the cartoon

Tied with Bullwinkle for "Tom's favorite cartoon ever"