@kdfrawg Oh, it still functions. Just that Apple has disavowed it and I cannot replace it when it does croak.

"Why don't you go out and pick up doughnuts or something?" -- Last words spoken to boss before, hopefully, doughnuts arrive.

@kdfrawg A mash up of flat earth society and the patron saint of thieves?

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Some lessons should be painful

@kdfrawg I need some analog things in my life to counteract this

Backups? Surely you jest

He only had a few pics of his dog on it. No apps or email set up.

I'm just going to factory reset it.

And it starts early. Boss comes in with a Android phone that is password locked. He has forgotten the password. There is one attempt left.

Weird loading up app.net and seeing most of the talking being done by a cronjob running on a machine around the corner from me.