It's like their "Head of Innovative Ideas" is the guy who came up with the hockey puck mouse.

We're apple and we will not rest until every device we make is a beautifully crafted slab of aluminum that you interact with by cramming your every orifice with $150.00 Bluetooth devices.

About your MacBook's headphone jack [theverge.com]

Thanks to Cappuccino, I now know what matcha is. I'd like to try the tea, I think. Cramming such a thing in chocolate sounds like heresy though.

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Couple that ending every movie where a giant in a Lizard suit lays waste to Tokyo with, "It's our fault". Someone needs to tell them to be a little easier on themselves. Enjoy the fine things in life. Etc.

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Finally. Something worthwhile to use kickstarter for.

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Does Japan not understand what it is missing? Those poor people. Something must be done.

Now I want a Star Trek Replicator because I am too wiped-out to drive to the store for Fig Newtons and the other things I am suddenly craving like Lorna Doones and bananas. Don't laugh. They go together like chocolate and peanut butter. Try it. You'll thank me.

Sounds like you need to come into a inheritance then get a butler, maid and chef.

WOW.

Fig Newtons sound SO GOOD right now.

Thanks to you I have to put on pants.

Because the store doesn't like it when I show up without them.

Though a 3D printer would probably be more fun in the long run.

Phabricator [phacility.com]