Everytime I hear Jony Ive in the background of an artsy fartsy video going on about form and function, I think, "Your author interface was coded by someone with a head injury"

You cannot claim to be "all that" when your high-end, professional workstation looks like a midget's trash can.

Please restrict your design brainfarts to mice like you did in the old days

Apple rant concludes

You're welcome

Now to recapture my earlier, calm mood after having to go through a completely new submission process for a store cover art and description change….because you can't do that from the web interface…because they are idiots.

There's a reason Amazon is kicking the iTunes bookstore's butt.

Thing I would wish on my worst enemies: Deal with the iTunes Book Store.

Pausing idle chit-chat to address a OMGEMERGENCY.

Cover art must be changed on Apple…Like NOW!

..Deep breath..I need to accept that we will never see eye to eye on what constitutes a emergency

@kdfrawg Marriage has largely reduced me to prop status socially.

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Still listening to the Swedish metal band.

It's enjoyable until I notice the corny lyrics about "Monsters dying! By axes!" and "I killed the dragon!"

I shall endeavor to tune them out.

The only thing I have found that will cause Sidekick to go nuclear is eating her chocolate.

// @kdfrawg

Please stop trying to inject logic in this.

// @kdfrawg

Oh you can bet the martyrs get an earful.

// @kdfrawg

@kdfrawg Maybe there's a weird system at work here. The Polynesians fill the afterlife with volcano tossed virgins and the Middle east provides them with eventual companionship. The rest of us are just props.

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