One..piece..of..pizza..left..

Nope. I full intend that box to be empty shortly along with the unexpected additions.

What Arby's calls a roast beef sandwich. I try not to actually think about it. If I did, it'd go in the trash can.

Entire pizza. Fries. Roast beef sandwich..

cracks knuckles

I can do this.

Well this is awkward. Just plopped into my desk next to the pizza

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The hardest part is notifying it's next of kin.

Hello beautiful

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I get a lot of calls from folks with Indian accents. They all lead to bad news of some sort. Except my buddy at the pizza place. He tells me nice things like, "Your pizza is ready".

Patiently waiting for my phone to ring and the caller to tell me, "Your pizza is ready".

And the indigestion.