There was a bar in my hometown with a burger and fries large enough that if you managed to finish it without help, your drinks were free for the evening, Burger was about the size of a dinner plate and the order of fries came in a large basket and was probably started out as a bag of potatoes.

I had free drinks several times there.

Almost never gained more than five extra pounds back then.

RIP my metabolism. I miss it dearly.

From what I gather of the description of those options, no-one has managed it yet. If I were 25 again, my name would grace that cut :D

It'd be worth the $545.00.

I typically get a 20oz. on the rare occasion I eat out.

Bucket list addition: 22 pound prime rib.

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stream of expletives followed by a deep breath

Customer wants to reconfigure network and add all new workstations.

  • Arranges extra help in another location to handle load for downtime.
  • Coordinates outside IT people to be there at the appropriate times.
  • Coordinates with the vendor to make sure everything arrives when it should.

Forgets to inform me of any of this.

"I had this planned to a tee."
"You forgot to dot an 'i', dear. My schedule is full."

Welcome to my Thursday.

Okay. I will not go to the office on Memorial Day.
I will pretend to be in here gaming but instead will be working on a few code issues.

Internal debate going on. Is it worth going into the office on Memorial Day to get things done but pay the price of an upset spouse?

Probably not.

I'm about to put four new Michelins on mine. Pricey but they last forever.

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Rest in peace, John "Totalbiscuit" Bain .

He could be a very divisive figure at times but no-one deserves what he went through.