"And where would you like this pizza delivered sir"
"330 Indian mumble Road"
"I'm sorry sir, could you say that clearly."
"No because you'll hang up on me"

I think must of us here deserve the label :D
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It's pure, unadulterated Unix and I love it. Just not for use as a daily driver.

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Only for servers.

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It's just less headache and work now. The older I get the less patience I have for fiddling with stuff.

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It's slowly driving me back to the Windows world.

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I'd prefer a Microsoft-owned US. All ports open and the system ala-carte. Legacy and new working side-by-side. Reboot the damned thing every four years. All's good.

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Open only to a nationality 99 percent of the population has never heard of.

Every port of entry would be sealed.

Apple ended the day at $190.29, with a market cap of $935.3 billion.
Stock price to hit $1 trillion: $203.46.

This is insane!