@JeremyCherfas No. I think it's a strictly dollar value record.
@JeremyCherfas Falling short on revenue and the 2016 election nonsense with data were the straws that broke the camel's back.
// @jextxadore
@JeremyCherfas It's now the record holder for largest single day loss in history.
My day might have been rough but I didn’t lose 100 billion in value so there’s that.
@streakmachine Only annoyance I have.
Watch goes beep
"Congratulations! You stood up and moved around this hour!"
"Did you just congratulate me on going to the restroom and grabbing a doughnut on the way back?"
// @phoneboy
In an uncomfortable position right now.
Our largest client has a too familiar relationship with me. A little too "Inside baseball" for my liking. I'm viewed as an officer of their company sometimes and am asked my opinion on maters that have nothing to do with the services we provide. This is not a healthy relationship.
Trying to manufacture words to convey this without offending someone.
@streakmachine Before long, we're all going to be walking around and having our vital signs tracked :D
// @phoneboy
@matigo
I filled out the check for a "Parking facing wrong direction" ticket many, many years ago backwards.
They threatened to fine me for it.
Jerks. (Columbus, Ohio)
// @peemee
Dreading a doctor's visit. I know they are going to tell me to slow down. I don't know how to DO that.