@matigo A glass keyboard. Hall effect switches rated for 80 billion cycles. Wireless/Solar. Programmable keys that can change languages/layout with a command. Am I asking too much?
After being awake for 34 hours, I laid down. After four hours, my brain woke me up and said it wanted to code and that some Red Bull and popcorn would be splendid too, please.
I'm going to give it several sharp raps with a hammer if it keeps it up.
I love my wife dearly. She is the center of my universe and I refuse to contemplate life without her.
That said.
If I were to place her in a large room. Free of obstructions. Place a 20 foot tall, greased pillar in the center. Place a keyboard, in a hermetically sealed case, atop that pillar than hand her a glass of <insert liquid de jour here>..
She would find a way to drench that keyboard with the liquid.
I don't even get mad anymore. I just give the latest victim as dignified a burial as I can and fire up Amazon.
Her next victim will be here in two days. If anyone wants to leave condolences in advance, you can do so in response to this and I will relay them.
@matigo Oh and if you have to doctor the record in the database, you can change it to GTWilson as it is on app.net and everywhere else.
@larand bows Just happy a bug I helped uncover wasn't one of my own. :)
// @matigo
If you've never had the opportunity to walk someone with a cast on her arm through editing a config file in VIM, consider yourself fortunate