I was never more proud as a child than when I earned my Whole Foods merit badge.

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@kdfrawg When a Mercedes, a Jaguar and a Volvo love each other very much…

It's Friday which means I answer with a fit of laughter then say, "Try Monday, Sparky"

Why do I get the feeling that ftp.microsoft.com is some dusty old Compaq Proliant sitting in a closet running NT4 Server?

@kdfrawg More than one spouse is illegal.

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@kdfrawg I'm pleading the fifth.

Smug spouses are the worst. :)

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It's peculiar. Landing was successful but there appears to be few survivors.

I've been informed that the pizza has landed.

Please refrain from screwing up your books while I go investigate.

I understand the concept of early access software and kickstarted projects. I understand the appeal.

I could never see myself doing either though. Selling, or even promising, a project that hasn't been completed and throughly tested just seems anathema to me.