You know th camp-out will be fun when your scout master has tells you, "Don't say a word about any of this to your parents"

// @kdfrawg

My scouting experience was atypical. One of our camp-outs involved whiskey and a blackpowder musket.

It's a miracle I survived my teens.

// @kdfrawg

I dread to think how much the scouts have changed since the early 1980s

// @kdfrawg

I was never more proud as a child than when I earned my Whole Foods merit badge.

// @kdfrawg

@kdfrawg When a Mercedes, a Jaguar and a Volvo love each other very much…

It's Friday which means I answer with a fit of laughter then say, "Try Monday, Sparky"

Why do I get the feeling that ftp.microsoft.com is some dusty old Compaq Proliant sitting in a closet running NT4 Server?

@kdfrawg More than one spouse is illegal.

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@kdfrawg I'm pleading the fifth.

Smug spouses are the worst. :)

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