Quick mental arithmetic comes up with the number of years since I had the aforementioned can of RC Cola…Forty two.

Damn.

Air conditioner off. All windows, not facing the wind, opened. Relaxing to the storm outside.

It suddenly occurs to me that the last time I had a can of RC Cola was an actual tin can.

Used to get one can a day with my allowance. They had a collectable football player series. (Terry Bradshaw, Mike Ditka, etc…loooong time ago)

I wonder if they are still packed away now and if they are worth anything.

I will get the rare glass of RC Cola..whim since I haven't had it since I was single digit age..

It doesn't have to be too advanced. Just a small vacuum cleaner like thing that will follow sidekick around and say, "NO", when she tries to put all of them in the dishwasher.

@kdfrawg I strive to but I have this little female person who sneaks them into the dishwasher when I am not looking.

I work in a office like that. I need a breechcloth in the winter and a parka in the summer.

Waiting for water to boil is easy. Waiting for whiskey cubes to chill is the real test of patience.

@kdfrawg Especially when their replacements lead me to ask, "Who hired her/him and why?"

Relaxing afternoon catching up with formerly ex-employee.

She's been told that I am nailing her to her chair this time. Quitting is not permitted.