Isolate the things the make your titles must-buys.

  • Story telling with often meme-worthy NPCs
  • Extensive modding capabilities.

Remove them.

Take an IP made famous for its immersive, single-user experience. Make it multi-user. Do it on a now seven year old engine famous for its instability. Staple a cash shop onto it.

Send the face of your company out to channel his best inner Steve Jobs.

Charge $60.00 US for it.

Oh Bethesda. What in the Hell were you thinking?

it’s as if they notice they are in possession of many complicated eggs and seek to simplify things with their storage

it’s turning into the code equivalent of the song that never ends

it's a sore point since it's replacement was supposed to happen years ago but the person responsible dropped the ball (and is working elsewhere now)

The aluminum ones need to come with them too.

People are still running their businesses on it and it, for a while, will be the only non-cloud version of the software.

Can't argue with that

I cannot get over the fact that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Where did the year go?

Rustic wooden tube?