Okay. The new Star Trek movie wasn't that bad.

What I don't enjoy is good security done poorly

If I ordered a Mac Pro loaded and it took just my password, I'd drive to Cupertino and tear the roof off the place.

Apple's two factor authentication stuff is a bit wonky.

Buy a cheap 5.99 album…It fires.

Buy a 20.00 movie..Nothing.

@kdfrawg My quest for pants was a failure so I'm safe and indoors.

20 mph winds and me without a kite.

Watching a Godzilla movie with a strange mixture of Japanese, English and subtitles.

Dear lord! This thing is actually usable.

For the past several years, would fire it up for grins and giggles. Watch Windows Vista thrash for 25 minutes before the desktop would be responsive enough to use. After this, it would be usable, if plugged in, for a while until Windows Explorer would freeze and I'd have to relaunch it from Task Manager.

For someone with customers on Linux workstations who send ALL CAPS EMAILS, xmodmap is a gift from the gods.

Normally, under Vista, this ancient battery provides just enough power for, "OMG where's an outlet", which gives me time to relocate to another room and little more.

Ubuntu is reporting a little over an hour of life left.

Which, I guess, means I can meander a bit when going from room to room.