Now to escape the office without being noticed. I love those guys but I do not want to spend Friday evening messing with that car.

I hear a very out of time 302 V8 being fired up. I'm guessing the distributor was indeed changed.

For some reason, "Feed me, Seymore", keeps popping in my head.

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"Wanna come out here and give me a hand putting this distributor in?"

"No."

Now we wait for five minutes or until he realizes I'm serious. Whichever comes first.

I bet being a vegan cannibal would suck.

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Before convenience stores, people in my position had to eat body parts.

I have successfully staved off starvation with a bag of Ruffles cheddar & sour cream chips and a king-size KitKat bar.

@kdfrawg They'd be easier to deal with if all you had to do was dry-dock them occasionally and apply varnish.

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@kdfrawg Frankie has not willingly left the house for three years now. She'll come out on the back porch but eyes the door to the back yard with trepidation.

A complete 180 from how she used to be. We'd bring her in and she'd go spastic. "OMG PRISON"

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@kdfrawg "Nerve pills" and "Diet pills" were quite the fixture in the late 60s and 70s.