Mine just rolled over 170,000. I'm going to keep going until the transmission goes or something to irksome to fool with happens. Thinking older Mercedes next time around.

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There was that old site called Creative Explosions back in the mid 90s that was cute. Animations like "The Adventures of Andy Caffinate", etc. I haven't seen a single cartoon of theirs in years. They just vanished.

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I used to believe that until I was up for four days straight then wrote a small, internal utility in Perl that I, to this day, cannot completely understand. It works so I dare not touch it.

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There are still some tasks that only make sense to me in assembly,

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@matigo

10 PRINT "NO"
20 GOTO 10

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You must claim your DUST 514 name Gronthos DaFlatulance by 28 October 2018, as all unclaimed characters and accounts will be reset and their unique names will be made available to other players.

You have got to be kidding me.

They're attempting another FPS?

A target rich environment if there ever was one.

Still. I am at wits end where teaching these knuckleheads how to identify spam is concerned.

And..she is NEVER getting a Windows PC. NEVER.

So help me, if you are trolling our bookkeeper, I am going to crush you.

It has been a long and trying day.

"I got this email from a vendor. They changed their name or something and it's all in French. Every time I try to open the attachment, I get a warning about something called macros."

Does this company, from Birmingham Alabama, typically conduct their correspondence in French?

"No."

Then it isn't from that company. Delete that and please refrain from opening strange attachments.

But, it SAYS it's from them!

It's going to be a long day. I can tell already.

Mental Note: Do not peek at a gaming forum after the government tests a emergency alert system. Good God.