@kdfrawg Muscle memory trumps navigation by mouse any day.

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I never manage to reach that second step.

It's why I keep the same keyboard navigation commands on this company's software that have been there since 1979 :)

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'Uncle Tom' developed into a very heated insult where I live.

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Ha. But seriously, 175.00 for a small box of monogramed paper and envelopes is ridiculous. The paper she paints watercolor on is even worse.

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@kdfrawg I keep forgetting there are so many non-Americans on here.

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Sidekick spends ungodly sums of money on Crane Stationary for letter writing and other such things. I ask her why she doesn't just go to a regular store and buy normal paper and she looks at me as if I were a caveman.

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…and eventually I am going to "blue screen" and be a problem for whoever finds me.

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@kdfrawg And there is the struggle of this programmer's life.

I have a zero-tolerance policy for bugs but, as a human, I'm loaded with them and they can't be rewritten, commented out or replaced with a stub function until I figure out the perfect solution.

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@kdfrawg I just go by "Be to others what you want them to be to you" and "Don't be an ass".

I try anyway. Not always successful at the latter. :)

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