@kdfrawg I can almost tell this project's entire history by the things they have tacked onto the schema over time to paper over the core flaws.

I fully understand why people trying to get off that software tell me, "I don't care. Name your price. Get us off this!".

If the program that operates on this mess is even remotely similar…

@kdfrawg I convert accounting data from a lot of different systems. This was designed by someone with no bloody clue how to design a database.

I've come face to face with quite possibly the ugliest database schema in recorded history.

@kdfrawg The only dealings we have with FedEx are large freight deliveries. They are notoriously shoddy in our area for anything else. I do need to see if that has changed though.

They're picking up rather than delivering. We ship a lot of crap out of here.

Stuck late at the office again waiting on UPS. Last time they were late, they arrived in a U-Haul. They are much later tonight which leads me to believe they will show up with an ox cart.

This is fast becoming a place I don't want to visit when I am hungry.

More than most people could lift.

iTunes. I have the vinyl in WV though. :)

My only concern is she has the potential to be a rather heavy dog (for her relative size). A stray we adopted back home many years ago started as a small tuff of soaking wet, scared and half starved fur. She grew into a 90 - 100 pound monster. Fortunately, she took to training like no other dog I've had. Had her sitting on command within an afternoon.
// @kdfrawg