Speaking of Fax machines.
They're the modern era's version of tarting a delivery boy up in a dickey, cumberbun and pantaloons then sending him off with a wax-sealed envelope.
Tossing the fax machine's offering into the shredder on your way back to your desk is the modern era's version of sending your own tarted up delivery boy with their delivery boy's head in a box.
I guess the take-away here is that fax machines have saved the lives of countless young men.
If it isn't already obvious, my mind is all over the place today.