"Traffic has been light enough that I can do 90 on US-11. This isa good omen. I will open and editor as soon as I get into the office and get a bunch of stuff knocked out today!"

Reality hit as soon as I pulled into the lot.

Multifunction printer's toner collection cartridge is full. People are at a literal stand still. Standing and staring at it. "Do something", they say.

"Has anyone called the copier service guy? We pay for a service contract. I don't have time to mess with this."

"No"

"Then, I dunno..maybe DO SO"

Call is placed and they hand ME the phone. Copier service guy cannot get another unit delivered until Monday. So, I grab a trash bag, the air compressor hose and a screwdriver.

20 minutes and a garbage bag half full of used toner later I sit down in front of a keyboard only to find a pile of "Please call <x> immediately" messages.

I'm not going to get a damned thing done today.