The struggle to understand the fixation with the royals is one I will never get past. Correct me if I am wrong but are they not on a platinum card version of the public dole and exist only to attend charities and ship launchings when they aren't reproducing?

I can understand the concept of holding on to tradition and history but it'd be cheaper to go Disney's route and use animatronics like they did with The Hall of Presidents.

This will probably offend someone but I am going to click 'send' anyway.