Nagging suspicion something was wrong. Log into that remote server. Bind is using 130% CPU.
# chown -R named:named /var/named/chroot/var/named/dynamic
# restorecon -R /var/named/chroot/var/named/dynamic
# service named restart
Bind now using no CPU. Pffft. Who needs log files when you make the same stupid mistake over and over.