Mattress review: Very comfortable. Ridiculously thick. I'm 6'3" and my legs dangle off the sides.
Work review: Same shit - different day.
Coffee review: I haven't tried to but I am almost certain a spoon will stand up in this swill. Not sure who made it. Will begin interrogations shortly.
Weather conditions: Annoying almost but not quite rain.
Road conditions: Wettish with a heavy coating of highway patrol and local police vehicles. I'm guessing a fund drive is under way.
That should pretty much cover it.