Imagine Linux moving onto cybernetics.

*Mom! Grandpa's frozen again!"
"Have you tried CTRL-ALT-BACKSPACE?"
"Mom! Do something!"
"The paramedics only told me to RTFM."
"Hang on..The weird kid from next door is here. Mom? He asked if we are we using libgrampa-0.98 or greater and did we autoreconf before we built everything?"
"What the what with the what?!"
"Grandpa…Please speak to me…PLEASE"

Yeah. I don't care how cute and disarming the logos are or if everything is "Free as in beer". It needs to stay in the history books.

// @skematica @kdfrawg