Plans for tonight.

  • Float in the sky and watch an entire city be ravaged as thousands of cheese wheels and exploding chickens rain down upon it.

  • Leave the survivors standing naked and possessionless in a ocean of flames, feathers and cheese - with buckets on their heads.

  • Dump their possessions at the feet of the beggar I intentionally spared.

  • Move onto the next town

  • Repeat process.

  • Revert to an old save after I have it out of my system.

  • Probably drink a tumbler of whiskey or two.

We all have our ays of coping with stressful days. This is mine.