The CEO is out of the office. The warehouse guys are out of the office. A semi pulled up and I unloaded it myself. The UPS computer automagically updated again and WorldShip will not open. The phone is ringing off the hook. Bookkeeper keeps asking, "Do you think <customer> is having problems because they are filling out their 941 improperly?" I keep answering, "Isn't answering those sorts of questions what we pay YOU for?" CEO's wife repeatedly tells me, "There's a cake in the break room if you want some".

Typical Friday.