There's an interesting drama that takes place after hours on Friday.
Line one rings. I let it ring. Hangs up.
Line two rings. I let it ring. Hangs up.
Line three rings. I let it ring. Hangs up.
Line four rings. I let it ring. Hangs up.
Line five rings. I let it ring. Hangs up.
800 line rings. I let it ring. Hangs up.
Minutes pass while someone, somewhere digs through business cards and emails to find my cell number.
Cell phone rings. I let it ring. Goes to voicemail.
Voicemail says, "I guess you aren't in. I'll call back Monday".
This will happen until at least 7:00PM.