It did have one then Linux said lp1 on fire and that was that.

// @thrrgilag

Sounds about right. The server spent a brief amount of time running RHEL4. When RHEL5 was released we redid it since I was in the area.

They've needed to update that hardware for a long, long time.

But you won't know how much it sucks until data entry clerks start hammering on it and plugging it 45.00 printers they got from Walmart.

// @thrrgilag


If my experiences with doing a Linux distro from scratch and supporting it for a few hundred customers for a few years is any indication…

Stick to pipe dream number 2.

// @thrrgilag

No. Corky from Pelham, AL. The girl who's posting issues lead me to discovering weirdness on their ancient RHEL5 server.

No messages logged anywhere. SMART reported no errors. But, there was weirdness so we put a bullet in it's head.

The drives in the RAID array, according to SMART, had power on uptimes of 92,000+ hours.

It was time….years ago

Of course, when the net result of dynamic zone updates is gaining the ability to ping CorkysiPhone ..

Why do I even bother enabling it?

Nagging suspicion something was wrong. Log into that remote server. Bind is using 130% CPU.

# chown -R named:named /var/named/chroot/var/named/dynamic
# restorecon -R /var/named/chroot/var/named/dynamic
# service named restart

Bind now using no CPU. Pffft. Who needs log files when you make the same stupid mistake over and over.

Does he or has he ever had a severe head injury?

They are thiiiis close to out performing NPR in the audience annoying category.

All Skyrim play throughs eventually involve your character being a stealth archer. The bonuses given by stealth, as pertaining to archery, are so over-powered.

I start with the intention of being a Hulk Smash character. No bows. It never lasts.

I've now resorted to role play for the new play through.

Meet Chet. (No picture forthcoming because lazy)

Chet's family was brutally slaughtered by archers. As a result, he's triggered by archery of any sort. He lives in a mine he recently cleared of bandits. He's essentially one English butler away from being Batman.

Will Chet rid Tamriel of Archery, dragons and ill tempered crabs or will he sully the memory of his brutally murdered parents by silently scoring one hit kills from a distance and burning through content like a Samsung phone?